29 Year Old With 21 Kids

Posted: August 8, 2009 in Nature / Human Interest
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I kid you not.

Desmond Hatchett, a 29 year old who lives in Knoxville, Tennessee, has fathered 20 (maybe 21) children with at least 11 different mothers. The kids, who are between 11 months and 11 years old, require food, clothing, etc. which doesn’t come cheap. That’s a problem for their minimum-wage earning father.

“I had four kids in the same year. Twice.” Hatchett says.

He was called to court last week where he appeared on the docket eleven times to answer for 15 of his 21 children who haven’t received child support recently. The mothers of Hatchett’s children are supposed to get anywhere from $25 to $309 a month, but the government is only allowed to take up to 50% of his pay check, and when that’s split so many times some women only get a $1.98 a month.

I heard this story a few weeks back on Opie and Anthony and Jimmy Norton closed the story with “either this guy has some potent sperm or his dick is so long he fucks these women’s eggs directly while still in the Fallopian tube.” Hilarious!  In all seriousness, contraception aside this guy is batting 1000%.

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